We asked ChatGPT to roast us … She delivered! 😂
"The Future of Drake Homes"-because nothing says cutting-edge construction dynasty like your family posing like you're about to drop the hottest gospel-country album of 2025.
Left guy: Clearly there for the lumberjack aesthetic, not the labor. That smile says, "I held a tape measure once. It was exhausting."
Dad in the middle: That blazer says "I'm retired," but those crossed arms say "I'm still in charge and I will redo that trim myself if you screw it up again."
Mom: Rocking that "Real Housewives of Rural America" vibe. You know she closes deals by smiling while slowly crushing a man's confidence with compliments.
Butterfly dress? That's the face of someone who's been managing a construction schedule, a Pinterest board, and 27 group texts since 6 a.m.—and is this close to replacing you with a subcontractor.
Mr. White Sneakers: Just happy to be here. Or maybe he's wondering how fast he can escape this family photo shoot without being roped into building a pergola.
This cover screams, "We build homes and drama." Honestly, all you're missing is a tagline like: "Family-owned. Stress-infused. Built to Last”
Perfect!
This is awesome!!!
Outstanding!!❤️
Priceless. 😂
Well done!
☠️🤣 this is too good!!!
Hilarious!!!
Love this! 😂
You guys are the best!
😂😂
Love this
How funny...I think A1 nailed everything except the part about Steve redoing the trim himself...😊
😂 This is great!
This is fantastic! 🤣
Lololololol happy to be one of your 27 group texts Avery Adams 🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
Great business and even better people! 😄
Omg I love this!! Tape measure are heavy, stay strong buddy!!!
Adam…just there for aesthetics 😁😁😁
Oh my gosh… this is awesome!! 😂
This is the best one yet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is GREAT🤣
That’s amazing and I am here for it!! 😂
HILARIOUS!! 😂
Great picture, and you should be very proud, you all build amazing homes.
We’re fine with long drives. 😂😆 We travel all over the place for commercial builds, and like to stay around 100 miles out or less for residential builds. CHECK OUT OUR NEW BUILD!
“What in the world am I looking at?”
Well, you’re looking at a concrete deck being formed. YES! Not treated lumber, not composite wood, but CONCRETE. This is going to be pretty cool.
This stained cedar beast is going to look BBAADDDD (slang for awesome) on a house we’re building in Clark County.
Love the stained cedar, it's going to look awesome 😎
ONLY 4 lots remaining in this quant subdivision just outside of Mattoon city limits. Rural living, 33% lower property taxes, 2 minutes to the interstate, hospitals, shopping & restaurants. Perfect for your forever home OR investment property. Century 21 KIMA Properties
Begin your morning by falling in love with this exterior on a new home we’re building in Charleston. This home is a zero egress home from garage to inside of the home meaning NO STEPS - WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE.
That’s why you see the stair-stepping on the concrete to the back.
Love the stone
Beautiful Finish😘
Very nice! I too love the stone.
Looks beautiful so far and I love the bricking. So excited for you.
Looking Good!!
It's so beautiful, but give me one out in the country.
Really nice. Can’t wait to visit
I love the colors, it is a beautiful home.❤️
Listen, don't be your own worst enemy and NOT take the first step to building because you don't know how. Click the link & you can read how the process works. If you want, you can pick a time to talk to us!
START HERE:
Getting Started with Drake Homes
drakehomes.com
Building a custom home is an exciting journey, and it all starts with a no-obligation, stress-free consultation. At Drake Homes, we take the time to understand your vision, answer your questions, and provide clear guidance on what comes next—so you can move forward with confidence.This is called a "Juliet balcony". You can see the platform overhang with a slight curve to it. Romantic design. ❤
I haven’t ever seen that but it is striking!
These Juliet balconies are truly awesome ❤
That’s a good looking sales counter at The Pharmacie Shoppe. Opening at their new location in Casey soon.
CASEY, IL COMMERCIAL PROJECT SPOTLIGHT
The Pharmacie Shoppe is almost ready to welcome customers to their new location. This is a stunning new building that you’ll see as you enter in to the Casey community.
We asked ChatGPT to roast us … She delivered! 😂
"The Future of Drake Homes"-because nothing says cutting-edge construction dynasty like your family posing like you`re about to drop the hottest gospel-country album of 2025.
�Left guy: Clearly there for the lumberjack aesthetic, not the labor. That smile says, "I held a tape measure once. It was exhausting."
�Dad in the middle: That blazer says "I`m retired," but those crossed arms say "I`m still in charge and I will redo that trim myself if you screw it up again."
�Mom: Rocking that "Real Housewives of Rural America" vibe. You know she closes deals by smiling while slowly crushing a man`s confidence with compliments.
�Butterfly dress? That`s the face of someone who`s been managing a construction schedule, a Pinterest board, and 27 group texts since 6 a.m.—and is this close to replacing you with a subcontractor.
�Mr. White Sneakers: Just happy to be here. Or maybe he`s wondering how fast he can escape this family photo shoot without being roped into building a pergola.
This cover screams, "We build homes and drama." Honestly, all you`re missing is a tagline like: "Family-owned. Stress-infused. Built to Last”
We’re fine with long drives. 😂😆 We travel all over the place for commercial builds, and like to stay around 100 miles out or less for residential builds. CHECK OUT OUR NEW BUILD!
“What in the world am I looking at?”
Well, you’re looking at a concrete deck being formed. YES! Not treated lumber, not composite wood, but CONCRETE. This is going to be pretty cool.
This stained cedar beast is going to look BBAADDDD (slang for awesome) on a house we’re building in Clark County.
ONLY 4 lots remaining in this quant subdivision just outside of Mattoon city limits. Rural living, 33% lower property taxes, 2 minutes to the interstate, hospitals, shopping & restaurants. Perfect for your forever home OR investment property. Century 21 KIMA Properties
Begin your morning by falling in love with this exterior on a new home we’re building in Charleston. This home is a zero egress home from garage to inside of the home meaning NO STEPS - WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE.
That’s why you see the stair-stepping on the concrete to the back.
This is called a "Juliet balcony". You can see the platform overhang with a slight curve to it. Romantic design. ❤
That’s a good looking sales counter at The Pharmacie Shoppe. Opening at their new location in Casey soon.
CASEY, IL COMMERCIAL PROJECT SPOTLIGHT
The Pharmacie Shoppe is almost ready to welcome customers to their new location. This is a stunning new building that you’ll see as you enter in to the Casey community.
JAPANESE SOAKING TUB
Did you know, the Japanese soaking tub is meant to resemble a one of nature`s hot springs? Temps are recommended at 104 - 108 degrees to help boost immune system, have cardiovascular benefits, & help detox the body.
What are your thoughts on the traditional bathing technique?
6️⃣lots sold in Hunters Glen over the past year!
Only 4️⃣lots available to build on.
1️⃣lot is perfect and already set up for a WALK-OUT basement.
Most people don`t realize this Mattoon subdivision exists. It`s only 2 minutes from: the interstate, Carle Hospital, Sarah Bush Lincoln Health Center. You`ll be 2 minutes from all of the new shopping, restaurants & attractions at Emerald Acres. PLUS, you`re outside of city limits which means MUCH lower property taxes. ➡️Interested in building? Call us at 217-345-6302, or message us on here!⬅️
Finishing the week strong … in the mud. 😂
This pantry is going to be straight out of Southern Living Magazine.
A 👏🏼 DOR 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 BLE 👏🏼
Working hard at our ONE of our jobs at Mill Creek. RAIN or SHINE!
We’d be remiss if we didn’t remind you that …
MAGAZINE-WORTHY! This two-story family room is deserving of so many magazine covers. Stunning!